 Pillage by reaimdotcom
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Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
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Impossible by (Anonymously Posted)
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How can you miss me if I don't go away?
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Parking Spots by reaimdotcom
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Good girls are like parking spots: They're either already taken, or they're handicapped...
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Doing Something by Raptomex
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I'm doing something.
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Away Message by Raptomex
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I'm away.
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Be Right Back by Raptomex
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I'll be right back.
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Ignore by Raptomex
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I'm ignoring you.
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Vicious Blue Pengiun by ViolentBeauty
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WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU!! ITS THE BLUE PENGUIN..STRAIT FROM HELL TO STEAL OUR SOULS! ..i'll be back after i find my golden spork of goodness and slay the vicious beast....
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Freeing the Kangaroos by ViolentBeauty
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ITS NOT MY FAULT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE CRAZY...i dont like them...they are telling me to free all the kangaroos in the zoo...so i'll will be back shortly...
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Held Captive by ViolentBeauty
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i am being kidnapped and held hostage by a squardron of rabid militray squirrels!
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I don't know by (Anonymously Posted)
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Catching a midget I saw running around in the back yard. BrB!
Tom_azz out
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Anit- by Ocrapilostmyshoe
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I am not Anti-social, society is just Anti-me!
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Finding myself by Angi2759
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Hello. I have gone to find myself. If I should return before I come back, please tell me to wait.
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WEIRD by Mz_Dy3mind
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my brother got his unit (yeah you know what im talking about) stuck in the microwave..i think he was trying to make a hot dog or something, and uh, Grandpa took a hit of acid and hijacked a school bus full of cantelopes..so right now im out on a fami
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Idiotz by Mz_Dy3mind
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I regret to inform you that I am presently not adjacent to my personal central processing unit. I am currently pondering about the dubiousness questions of our existence. My mind is astray when questioning these inquiries so it would be to your best certainty to leave a communication. This act will most conceivably assure a response on my part. Fittingly, until I venture back to my Pentium processor I ensure that my presence will not be too yearned for. (For you idiots...I'm not here, leave a message)
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think by (Anonymously Posted)
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I can't think of a good away message.
~Lule~
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Hi... by (Anonymously Posted)
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Hi... Now you say something.
~Lule~
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A by (Anonymously Posted)
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I can't think of a good away message.
~Lule~
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A2 by (Anonymously Posted)
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Please leave a message and make me feel even more important than I already am.
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A3 by (Anonymously Posted)
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Hello %n, you have IMed (your name), I am not here to recieve your IM so if you would please leave your name, phone number, and a brief message at the end of this, I would be more than happy to get back to you.
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